Zuzu. I'm back and this time I don't intend to write fuck-my-life style post. Why, because I've just stoped using facebook and now I'm feelin' way better. And in this post I'm going to write about the social networks.
Most of us are using this social networks (facebook, myspace and etc.). And most of us are addicted to this networks, no matter if they don't accept it. So I'll try to prove my theory. Ok at first you just check your account in order to change some pictures or something else and meanwhile you start visiting your friends pages, so this takes you hours. Next day you enter your profil just to seek for more gossips. And if there aren't any you wait till something happends. There are definitely advantages..you can see pics of your friends and fill up your time. But you can write to your friends using skype, msn and etc. and you won't spent a whole bunch of time doing nothing, because you will chat for a while and then you'll end up the conversation, won't wait for new feeds or something else. And of course when you don't use facebook you won't be able to see probably a girl you like being with someone else and etc...so you won't get angry or depressed.
The bad thing is that everyone like gossips...so time to time you can visit it just for fun or to fuck up your mood.
I can't think of good ending, so I'm just going to remind you that life is not a gold-mine (and yes, I know it is dumb).
понеделник, 23 ноември 2009 г.
сряда, 18 ноември 2009 г.
Life is not a gold-mine.
Zuzu. I'm back after a short moment of silence. Why. Because I'm still sleepless and have to do something...to fill up my time (night time). So this time the topic will be "Life is not a gold-mine". That's right. And I'll give you examples based on my own experiens.
The title of this blog is not an accidental choice. As you can see from my previous post...well I'm kinda idler and unambitious and also got lack of success in almost everything I've ever tried...hope you catch my drift. But realizing that life is not a gold-mine is a logn process. The first time I've found this...well it was when I was 5 and there were no more Santa, but dad (even without a costume). That's right ..no trace of the fat basterd, just my dad. Actually it wasn't a big deal, but it is still sad to know that Santa is fake.
Next step to my conclusion was when I was 13. I wanted to be a football player. Dad said that it is not for me (but said not so gentle). So I understood that I will never be famouse...well except if I commit suicide or blow up something..you know terrorists and etc.
After I while I've found that I'm not smooth with girls. And that was really depressing and sad. I've tried different methods of approach (working out hard 4 years, different hairstyles, different cloths) and guess what... 5 to 10 % success...epic fail. And things are going the same way..mean nowaday. While ago I fell in love with one of my friends. And I was sure that she digs me. You can figure out what happened. Now she's away and I miss her and she probably don't give a fuck about me :\ . Sounds like a bad movie :D.
And now about my "career". I graduated school and now I study law. It is not what you are thinking. It is boring and not so well paid and it is not easy to graduate. Oh and I was just about to forget ..compared with my colleagues I'm retarded. While ago I've started my own online business. Epic fail just like everything else.
And my dad also thinks I'm retarded. No joke.
Well in few words this is the reasons why I called my blog "Life is not a gold-mine".
Feel free to post comments with more reasons why life is not a gold-mine...I still want to fill my list with some more. I know this post is boring and stupid, but it is my point of view.
The title of this blog is not an accidental choice. As you can see from my previous post...well I'm kinda idler and unambitious and also got lack of success in almost everything I've ever tried...hope you catch my drift. But realizing that life is not a gold-mine is a logn process. The first time I've found this...well it was when I was 5 and there were no more Santa, but dad (even without a costume). That's right ..no trace of the fat basterd, just my dad. Actually it wasn't a big deal, but it is still sad to know that Santa is fake.
Next step to my conclusion was when I was 13. I wanted to be a football player. Dad said that it is not for me (but said not so gentle). So I understood that I will never be famouse...well except if I commit suicide or blow up something..you know terrorists and etc.
After I while I've found that I'm not smooth with girls. And that was really depressing and sad. I've tried different methods of approach (working out hard 4 years, different hairstyles, different cloths) and guess what... 5 to 10 % success...epic fail. And things are going the same way..mean nowaday. While ago I fell in love with one of my friends. And I was sure that she digs me. You can figure out what happened. Now she's away and I miss her and she probably don't give a fuck about me :\ . Sounds like a bad movie :D.
And now about my "career". I graduated school and now I study law. It is not what you are thinking. It is boring and not so well paid and it is not easy to graduate. Oh and I was just about to forget ..compared with my colleagues I'm retarded. While ago I've started my own online business. Epic fail just like everything else.
And my dad also thinks I'm retarded. No joke.
Well in few words this is the reasons why I called my blog "Life is not a gold-mine".
Feel free to post comments with more reasons why life is not a gold-mine...I still want to fill my list with some more. I know this post is boring and stupid, but it is my point of view.
понеделник, 9 ноември 2009 г.
How to have unsuccessful online business- exclusive tutorial
Zuzu. I'm back and this time I've decided to write a tutorial "How to have unsuccessful online business". So I'll create a list with thing you have to do. This list will be based on my personal experience in this branch.
Ok first you have to accept the idea that oyu are slightly retarded, otherwise it is going to be a bit harder to follow my instructions. And now will describe the green way of your business in few steps:
Step 1 - Learn to be lazy and unorganized (easiest one). This skills will help you at basic level to fuck up part of your business.
Step 2 - Watch Uwe Bolls movies...helps somehow.
Step 3 - Start flooding in forums about the product you are offering. It is fucking annoying.
Step 4 - Be intolerant, try to abuse everyone wherever you are writing.
Step 5 - Update your website or blog every 2 years and add 1000000 banners everyday.
Step 6 - Try to write so nobody can understand you. And write about interesting topics -like weather, women's football etc.
Step 7 - And of course you have to express your useless oppinion in some blackhat forums...it is important to sounds like you have experiance and you know everything, no matter you still don't have your own website.
Step 8 - You have to be convinced that you can trick google and yahoo.. compared with you they are morons. You rock.
Step 9 - When you go outside be careful FBI party van is somewhere and wants your ass, because you are online criminal with 30-40 $ in your bank account.
Step 10 - Watch "Titanic" 3 times.
Ok now repeat and fulfil the plan in this order.
Ok first you have to accept the idea that oyu are slightly retarded, otherwise it is going to be a bit harder to follow my instructions. And now will describe the green way of your business in few steps:
Step 1 - Learn to be lazy and unorganized (easiest one). This skills will help you at basic level to fuck up part of your business.
Step 2 - Watch Uwe Bolls movies...helps somehow.
Step 3 - Start flooding in forums about the product you are offering. It is fucking annoying.
Step 4 - Be intolerant, try to abuse everyone wherever you are writing.
Step 5 - Update your website or blog every 2 years and add 1000000 banners everyday.
Step 6 - Try to write so nobody can understand you. And write about interesting topics -like weather, women's football etc.
Step 7 - And of course you have to express your useless oppinion in some blackhat forums...it is important to sounds like you have experiance and you know everything, no matter you still don't have your own website.
Step 8 - You have to be convinced that you can trick google and yahoo.. compared with you they are morons. You rock.
Step 9 - When you go outside be careful FBI party van is somewhere and wants your ass, because you are online criminal with 30-40 $ in your bank account.
Step 10 - Watch "Titanic" 3 times.
Ok now repeat and fulfil the plan in this order.
вторник, 3 ноември 2009 г.
French Foreign Legion
Zuzu. Today I'm kinda sleepless so I'm going to write some nonesense (again). The topic this time will be "French Foreign Legion". I know it is weird, but I've just visited the website of FFL and also have watched movie about FFL. That's right the same legion like in the movie with Jean Claude van Damme. From what I've read and seen it is really hard to be soldier in FFL (and dangerous). So I was wondering why some people want to join this legion? And I've mabaged to create a list with reasons.
1. You want a runaway from your normal life, want some more adrenalin. Well in this case FFL is a good choice (and dangerous meanwhile).
2. You dont have work (eventually friends), dont have any plans, you have some physical training and you dont give a fuck about your live.... FFL is there for you.
3.You want to be in use in your own way, to be hero and kick the bad guys. FFL, SWAT, SAS, CNN (joking :D ) are logical choice.
4.You are full of anger and disappointed (in cause of: bad social life, heartbroken, lack of success in something)...and you know disappointment slowly tunrs into rage. And what better place than the FFL. You'll be away from your problems, will have a shotgun and will be concentrated on your duty. Well the problems won't disapper, but as a soldier you can (probably) kick some asses.
5.You are slighly retarded and you are in FFL by mistake. Dont need to comment this one.
This list is probably unfinished, but for now I can't think of any other reasons. Actually it is (FFL) like a last chance, last escape, if you don't have any other options.
Ok it is kinda late ..gotta go. And if you've read this to the end...well you are tough enough to join FFL :D .
1. You want a runaway from your normal life, want some more adrenalin. Well in this case FFL is a good choice (and dangerous meanwhile).
2. You dont have work (eventually friends), dont have any plans, you have some physical training and you dont give a fuck about your live.... FFL is there for you.
3.You want to be in use in your own way, to be hero and kick the bad guys. FFL, SWAT, SAS, CNN (joking :D ) are logical choice.
4.You are full of anger and disappointed (in cause of: bad social life, heartbroken, lack of success in something)...and you know disappointment slowly tunrs into rage. And what better place than the FFL. You'll be away from your problems, will have a shotgun and will be concentrated on your duty. Well the problems won't disapper, but as a soldier you can (probably) kick some asses.
5.You are slighly retarded and you are in FFL by mistake. Dont need to comment this one.
This list is probably unfinished, but for now I can't think of any other reasons. Actually it is (FFL) like a last chance, last escape, if you don't have any other options.
Ok it is kinda late ..gotta go. And if you've read this to the end...well you are tough enough to join FFL :D .
понеделник, 2 ноември 2009 г.
Online business...no progress
Hi. As I've promised here is my report for the last week. As I expected I dont have any progress with my online business project. Unfortunately my efforts are kinda useless. Why? I wish I knew. I've done everything right (or think so). But since I dont have other source of money (except parents) I have to make a break through.How? Good question and again I dont have proper answer. So form this point of view I will have to think of ..or find other niche. This will be hard, because I'm noob (for now) and dont have enough experiance. Meanwhile I have to study (dislike). So I'll have to use my brein (somehow), which is extremely hard for me (slightly retarded). Earning big money seems to be easier (in the movies). This week I'll do some more efforts to promote my website (not here of course). And will pray to get some money. Oh I was just about to forget. For this week I've got 0$. Just great. It sounds bad and it is, but I have some faith.
It is kinda late so I'm going to sleep. If you read this ..thank you. You are true hero.
It is kinda late so I'm going to sleep. If you read this ..thank you. You are true hero.
сряда, 28 октомври 2009 г.
Boredom as a way of livin'
Hi. I'm back and again dont have any idea what to write, but that is not a problem (as you already know). So today I'm gonna fill up my blog whit some ratiocinations about the boredom. Well boredom is probably the reason why I've created my blog. Why I'm bored. I know exactly the reason or reasons. First of all it is consequence of the laziness. Why? Because when you are busy with something (nomatter how dumb it is) it draws your attention. You dont have enough free time to think how boring is that activity. So in this case you dont have the opportunity to be bored. Another reason is the lack of goals. And thisone is an awful one, because you dont know what to do...so you get bored and eventually you get also depressed. And this lack of goal is somehow connected to the laziness, because when you are lazy it is hard to have some aim. So you seek for ways to fill up your time and create your own blog ..just like me :\ .
Well actually it is not so bad to be bored for a while. You can rest, doing nothing, playing PCgames, watching movies. But in the end you realize that you've lost your time and there is no way to get it back.
On the other side are the peaople with so many ideas that they can't concentrate on any...so they dont do anything..actually they do, but they aren't good at anything. But the tupe of person I hate the most is those who are pumped with ambitions, think they know everything. You probably know them...they are everywhere...at university,work,school. i just dont like them, not only ,because they are annoying, but because they to show you that they are better than you. Actually they are useless, because these guys know that they dont have any skills and that is the main reason why they want to be "leaders" (some kind of inferiority complex).
So reacently I'm looking for solution to my problems and especially to boredom and lack of goals. If I find some I'll share, but it is kinda hard. Oh..I was just about to forget- doing some sport is good way to fill up part of your free time ... and it is not waste of time.
So if you read this post...thanks for rading :) . Next time I'll think of more interesting topic.
Well actually it is not so bad to be bored for a while. You can rest, doing nothing, playing PCgames, watching movies. But in the end you realize that you've lost your time and there is no way to get it back.
On the other side are the peaople with so many ideas that they can't concentrate on any...so they dont do anything..actually they do, but they aren't good at anything. But the tupe of person I hate the most is those who are pumped with ambitions, think they know everything. You probably know them...they are everywhere...at university,work,school. i just dont like them, not only ,because they are annoying, but because they to show you that they are better than you. Actually they are useless, because these guys know that they dont have any skills and that is the main reason why they want to be "leaders" (some kind of inferiority complex).
So reacently I'm looking for solution to my problems and especially to boredom and lack of goals. If I find some I'll share, but it is kinda hard. Oh..I was just about to forget- doing some sport is good way to fill up part of your free time ... and it is not waste of time.
So if you read this post...thanks for rading :) . Next time I'll think of more interesting topic.
неделя, 25 октомври 2009 г.
Hi guys. I've promised to make new posts everyday or at least twice a week..well I failed. So I wont make any more promises...it is pointless (as I proved).
So today I'm going to write about online business. It is very popular to have your own online business or have to be. Once ago I also wanted to start business on internet. It was an atractive way to earn some money. Why? Because it is easy or sounds easy. I've tried different stuff...like eBay and etc. Well it was waste of time. I wat fast results (mean money). And after few weeks I gave up. Well while ago my friend (M.) encouraged me to start again (with him as a partner). So now I'm "back in the game" ( sounds bad..I know). So I'm going to write in my blog (sometimes) about my progress...regress :X .
So today I'm going to write about online business. It is very popular to have your own online business or have to be. Once ago I also wanted to start business on internet. It was an atractive way to earn some money. Why? Because it is easy or sounds easy. I've tried different stuff...like eBay and etc. Well it was waste of time. I wat fast results (mean money). And after few weeks I gave up. Well while ago my friend (M.) encouraged me to start again (with him as a partner). So now I'm "back in the game" ( sounds bad..I know). So I'm going to write in my blog (sometimes) about my progress...regress :X .
вторник, 13 октомври 2009 г.
Hi. This will be my first real post. As I said in the previousone I'm going to talk about the everyday problems (sometimes)...so today I'm in mood to talk about that, because I had awfull day...my problems were connected to the university, where I study (I wont recommend my university even to my worst enemy...hope you catch my drift). So I study law (extremely boring, and not so well-paid job ,as I thought) and I have to pass many useless exams at the end of every term. And I have to do this , because this is part of the study plan. Some of the disciplines are so useless, or so close in their obejcts. And of cource, I wont need most of them in my practice ( if I manage to graduate). It seems like their purpose is to fill up your time in the university, to prolong your education. University trick to drain your money (and life). So my point in this post is.... do we actually need to be part of this university bullshitgames. It would be much better if we have the opportunity to choose our study plan , to decide what we want to study. But the reality is much different...especially for the oldschool jobs like law and ect. So things are not going to change ..for sure, because they look like this since ancient times.
I know this post is boring, but that is the truth . I can think of many examples, but think that you get the idea (not so complicated after all ). But you know ...life is not a gold-mine.
I know this post is boring, but that is the truth . I can think of many examples, but think that you get the idea (not so complicated after all ). But you know ...life is not a gold-mine.
понеделник, 12 октомври 2009 г.
Hi. I'm creating this blog in order to fill up my free time. So in this blog I will write about things I find intresting....like everyday problems (hope the blog wont be like some post in FML) ,I will also write about some PCgames (not so often ...or hope so) , about sport and.. for now I cant think of anything else, but I'll definitely think of ... So in my first post I would like to draw some attention to the fact that I'm not a native speaker so my English probably will be kind of...you know. But I'll try to write in a proper way.
Today I'm kind of a busy so I will leave the blog only with this short introduction.
Today I'm kind of a busy so I will leave the blog only with this short introduction.
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