French Foreign Legion

Zuzu. Today I'm kinda sleepless so I'm going to write some nonesense (again). The topic this time will be "French Foreign Legion". I know it is weird, but I've just visited the website of FFL and also have watched movie about FFL. That's right the same legion like in the movie with Jean Claude van Damme. From what I've read and seen it is really hard to be soldier in FFL (and dangerous). So I was wondering why some people want to join this legion? And I've mabaged to create a list with reasons.
1. You want a runaway from your normal life, want some more adrenalin. Well in this case FFL is a good choice (and dangerous meanwhile).
2. You dont have work (eventually friends), dont have any plans, you have some physical training and you dont give a fuck about your live.... FFL is there for you.
3.You want to be in use in your own way, to be hero and kick the bad guys. FFL, SWAT, SAS, CNN (joking :D ) are logical choice.
4.You are full of anger and disappointed (in cause of: bad social life, heartbroken, lack of success in something)...and you know disappointment slowly tunrs into rage. And what better place than the FFL. You'll be away from your problems, will have a shotgun and will be concentrated on your duty. Well the problems won't disapper, but as a soldier you can (probably) kick some asses.
5.You are slighly retarded and you are in FFL by mistake. Dont need to comment this one.
This list is probably unfinished, but for now I can't think of any other reasons. Actually it is (FFL) like a last chance, last escape, if you don't have any other options.
Ok it is kinda late ..gotta go. And if you've read this to the end...well you are tough enough to join FFL :D .